I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double. Tyrion Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week? Tyrion My father is dead. And the only parent I have left has no right to call anyone reckless. Robb Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fu-king corpse! Sandor (The Hound) The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods. Cersei Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting. Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting. Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege. Tyrion: A wedding. Varys: Exactly. Sansa: What about the king? Hound: He can die just fine on his own. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them! Tyrion Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Cersei I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet. Tyrion....