I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double. Tyrion Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week? Tyrion My father is dead. And the only parent I have left has no right to call anyone reckless. Robb Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fu-king corpse! Sandor (The Hound) The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods. Cersei Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting. Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting. Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege. Tyrion: A wedding. Varys: Exactly. Sansa: What about the king? Hound: He can die just fine on his own. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them! Tyrion Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Cersei I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet. Tyrion....
HBO: Jaime ends the season on the road with Brienne. What is his appraisal of her? NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU : He's having fun, to be honest. He's trying to find her breaking point, but she's a cool, cool lady. I think it surprises him, how specific her loyalty is to Catelyn. Though it's absurd to him that she can see these victims of the Stark soldiers and say, "Nothing to do with me, I work for Lady Catelyn." But he does recognize that even though she's a woman, she's a soldier like he is. There's an order to things, and he understands that mind. He's also surprised when she springs into action and kills those men. She takes out these three guys in a heartbeat. Up until then, he was completely convinced that if he could get out of those handcuffs, that she would be gone, and he would be free. HBO: What's fun about this for Jaime? NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU : It's just the relief of being out of prison. Also, he has that thing that...